Someone with no personality
by Toné hab March 03, 2017
When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)
by Traxer April 08, 2015
Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.
by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023