Soggy Biscuits 

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".

"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."

Soggy Biscuits by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009

Soggy Biscuits 

A term to that is used to refer to the band Limp Biscuit in a derogatory way.

Soggy biscuits cannot play tonight because they are in the backstage playing a game.

Soggy Biscuits by Breiswrong December 22, 2017

Soggy Biscuits 

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched

Soggy Biscuits by james clarke May 15, 2023

Soggy Biscuit Game 

A game where 5-10 straight men sit around a small table and jack off onto a biscuit. The rules are simple, the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.

The soggy biscuit game is a game where 5 to 10 men jack off around a table onto a biscuit

Soggy Biscuit Game by Urban Gay October 16, 2019

soggy biscuit 

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

soggy biscuit by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004

soggy biscuit 

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.

1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.

soggy biscuit by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017

soggy biscuit 

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

soggy biscuit by duck face August 4, 2005