Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

soft-on

A flacid (limp) penis. Antonym: hard-on. A soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no sexual appeal.

Rosie O'Donnel gives me a real soft-on.

by headbaker May 28, 2003

Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on, erection, boner, etc...

She was looking fine from behind, but then she turned around & bam! I got an immediate soft-on☹️

by Agboohans March 29, 2020

Soft-On

The state of the penis in between the flacid state and an erection. The penis usually looks huge at this time but still soft.

Omg! Your penis is huge!

Oh I just have a soft-on.

by JohnnyPops February 17, 2009

soft-on

From having a hard-on to being turned off by something sexually and having it go floppy..

'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

soft-on

an unexpected loss of an erection; opposite of hard-on.

"Things were getting pretty hot until Marcy farted; the smell gave me a total soft-on."

by Z.J. Henderson November 19, 2007

Soft-on

When you are attracted to a girl, but only as a friend either because she practices chastity or does not want to have sex before she marries. Can also be used for items that you like, but you don't love.

I have such a soft-on for Emma, but she only wants to be a friend.

Eh, Dairy Queen? I only have a soft-on for froyo tonight.

by MrSinger186 April 27, 2011