Soft Serve

The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.

The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.

by Jimmy James P October 31, 2008

Soft Serve

To suck a flacid penis.

Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve

by Nedus June 11, 2006

soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

by all shitley September 13, 2011

soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.

Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.

by A.T. y'all April 1, 2011

soft serve

the act of being soft or being a little bitch

Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."

by Seany Boii April 10, 2007

soft serve

Soft Serve is a form of scat that involves very soft poop.

by General Turtle February 4, 2003

Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010