Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

by Erock November 13, 2004

Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.

I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.

by dickydanceroutine March 25, 2022

Soft Serve

The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.

The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.

by Jimmy James P September 17, 2008

Soft Serve

To suck a flacid penis.

Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve

by Nedus June 02, 2006

soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

by West S. December 01, 2009

soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

by all shitley September 14, 2011

soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

by WisconsinBenjamin January 10, 2011