Nedus's definitions

Slurpee

A particularly noisy blow job.

Boy: your parents won't come in.. just suck on it
Girl: well... alright
*sluuuurp*
Boy: well don't give me a slurpee.. they aren't deaf

by Nedus June 11, 2006

Soft Serve

To suck a flacid penis.

Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve

by Nedus June 11, 2006