Soft Pen
A pen containing universally accepted, formal ink colors (specifically black or blue) required for official, legal, and professional documents.
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soft penis
soft penis by irish cow17 November 8, 2014
some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante
a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner
some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante by crovelium January 1, 2022
Soft Pencil
When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.
Soft Pencil by Klamer October 20, 2006
lite soft penis
lite soft penis by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017
soft shell penis
soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006
Soft as a pensioner's turd
When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Soft as a pensioner's turd by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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