when your non-muslim friend says islamic things like "i feel Sofar from gah-ad right now..." and climbs back into the islamic tradition of her ancestors
mortified by western culture on the internet and fear economics of islam, she saddles with an old man
and leaves her dream of dating and converting the white christian men behind
Jasmine - "I feel Sofar from God dad"
Jafar - "Yes ku-futer-bup, my darling, Allah forgives you, come come, Allah will find you a nice Muslim Brother."
Jasmine - "I feel Sofar from home."
Jafar - "I am Sofa King happy! My daughter is home, God is good! Praise Allah!"
An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.
I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.