Soda Can 

A type of carbonated liquid container that is designed by dumb people in order to piss off the drinker by not letting them get the last drop.

It took me a whole friggin hour to get that last drop from the soda can!

Soda Can by nopyo October 16, 2007

Soda Can 

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".

Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!

Soda Can by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

soda can 

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."

soda can by Al May 17, 2006

Soda can tab 

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle not intact then they want a hug

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle intact they want to to kiss you

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle filled then they want to have sex with you

"Hey why did you give sarah a soda can tab with the middle. "
"Because I wanna fuck her. "
"I mean she is hot. "

Soda can tab by CorruptingSleep August 24, 2021

Soda Can Pic 

Taking a picture of your hard cock with a soda can next to it for size reference.

That guy I met at the bar's soda can pic is impressive.

Soda Can Pic by Brighteyes99 January 12, 2010

soda can tab 

If someone hands you a soda can tab, it means you owe them a kiss.

"Dude, she gave me a soda can tab"
"score"

soda can tab by Amy7722 September 6, 2021

soda can ass bitch 

A bitch that you throw a soda can at

Mark got a soda can thrown at him he’s a soda can ass bitch

soda can ass bitch by Jaggy the baggy April 28, 2022