Sock-Face

a person who has a sock face
by sockface007 October 16, 2013
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Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.
Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.
by timsworld May 18, 2015
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cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas March 30, 2011
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