sociophile 

Someone who obsessively seeks out social interaction at every available opportunity.
Someone who can't stand their own company.

Jeff is hassling me to go out drinking every day of the week. He’s a real sociophile.

sociophile by ocd-Jeff March 27, 2011

Sociophile 

A person that is so absorbed in others, yet in such a shallow manner as to mimic social networks, so that the person never knows a person as a human, but as a username.

These people tend to be vindictive and rarely move from their friend groups. They seem to think on a 2 dimensional plane similar to the Internet encounters: like and dislike.

Sociophiles have a knack for stirring up drama.

Dude 1: Why does this little dweeb keep acting like I were friends?

Dude 2: He's a sociophile man: you said hi, and he accepted the friend request.

Sociophile by Butcher•D, boooiiiii January 7, 2016

sophophile 

one who loves wisdom and learning; from Greek origin of sophia (wisdom) and philiac (love);

MarySue spent all night researching philias after discovering a comprehensive list online and came to the realization she is a sophophile.

sophophile by SilverPaint16 May 11, 2015

Sapiophile 

A person who finds intelligence attractive.

Sapiophiles often find her attractive on account of her intelligence.

Sapiophile by kiwijane3 November 29, 2015

suckophile 

A term used for a person who loves to suck, sometimes for hours on end.

He’s definitely someone I’d take on a camping trip, he’s rumored to be an A1 suckophile!

suckophile by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Sapiophile 

/ sā-pē-ō,fī-l / n. one who is attracted to intelligent people.

f. L sapio (“wise/intelligent”) and Ancient Gk ~phile (“fond/love”)

I am 'attracted to intelligence' therefore I am a Sapiophile

Sapiophile by Sapioman October 2, 2013

Sociophage 

That friendly-seeming person who has no social life of her own and whom everyone hates because once you befriend her, she will stick to you and all your friends, until your friends hate you for introducing them to her. Lit. socio+phagos (L. to eat)

Jack did well in the new town until everyone realized he was such a sociophage.

Sociophage by gapa May 28, 2009