This is a person who has no active social life and avoids social contact with anyone. It is also some one who is separated from their friends at such a distance that social gathering is impossible (or really expensive).
#"Are you coming over Shane?"
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."
by Richard Priest June 23, 2006