Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.

"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."

Social Simp by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021

socialimpedia

Any piece of crap deemed "social media". Examples include Farcebook, reddits, instascam, twatter, infact anything that encourages followers and following (and being glued to your social-skill retardation aka "smart technology".

I can't believe how many people are too engrossed in their socialimpedia these days, to notice themselves metephorically flushing their social skills down the toilet.

socialimpedia by dumptyhumptyyoucandoit October 17, 2020