Social Mediot 

Slow-moving, self-absorbed smart device user

Merely walking down the street has become a challenge due to the overabundance of slow walking Social Mediots obliviously staring into their smart devices.

Social Mediot by John F. George September 25, 2013

Social Mediator 

Someone who works within the realm of social media and also mediates through their work.

Javier is a Social Mediator. You see that status update from Green Day urging you to watch their video? Well, Javier works for Green Day and he socially mediated that from them to you.

Social Mediator by Prudence Bell November 9, 2010

Social midiot 

Inept influencer

There is no way she could get further in the weeds. What a social midiot.

Social midiot by thoughtless optimist May 1, 2021

Social Mediation 

Social Mediation (verb) or the act of social mediating is using social media to an unhealthy degree of ignoring all other application notification.

The radiologist needs to get a heavy dose of radiation in visible spectrum before sleeping through the ritual of social Mediation before bed

Social Mediation by Acquaintance of Radiologist March 4, 2024

Socialmediatizing 

In which one uses their cell phone to interact with others on Social Media Websites i.e: Facebook, Twitter, and the now the defunct Myspace. Instead of the true real life people around them.

Everyone is hanging out around the pool side chit chatting while Brian's in his own world socialmediatizing.

Socialmediatizing by Xechnology July 6, 2010

socialmediologist

One who studies the effects of social media on society at large.

After seeing what social media was doing to the way people interact and build relationships, Amy decided she wanted to be a socialmediologist.

socialmediologist by Amyz5 June 29, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004