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Sobster

A drained person in an environment of drunk who tries not to drink alcohol without sobbing.
"Oof, is he really bringing a sobster to the club?"
by Sparkhao February 18, 2020
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Soster

Soster (noun) : An interested.

The word "Soster" was invented by Nigerian Rapper "Dr Sus", when he called infamous Minecraft YouTuber "soster" for being intrested.

The "Soster Movement" was started by Bolivian Minecraft YouTuber "Capade", after he discovered the video "KIRARIN IBRAHIM AHMAD NA'JALLI (SARKIN SHANUN BAKAN DAWAKIN TOFA) NA MAZA GUMBAR DUTSE A RAHMA TV", which caused him to discover Dr Pure's Vibe Zone
When the is intrested. Soster.
Soster.
a;;we . Soster.
by Shanun_ January 10, 2021
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Red Slobster

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009
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slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
by andersonvillain November 11, 2009
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Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.
by Annie July 1, 2005
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Sibster

“I asked Jordan if I should say ‘sibling’ or ‘sister’ in reference to them. They said they like the term ‘sibster.’”

“My sibster Alex drew this! They are such a good artist.”
by gnattatat October 9, 2019
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Red Slobster

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.
by Bigzezee April 21, 2011
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