Soam

Another word for spam.

Jessica: HF5Y'g';df'gfhgfg

Jessica2: No soaming!

by liquid water February 1, 2018

soam

"soam" is the misspelled word for "spam". It also has participles: swim -> soam -> swun

Don't soam! It's illegal

by Soammer April 25, 2021

soam

An amazing friend who will do anything for you. All the girls like him because he is a sexy beast who cannot be taken down. He has muscles bigger than hulk, an IQ of 389.48, calves bigger than Einstein's brain, and can sweet talk anyone. He is the ideal male body

Yo, Joseph trying to act like a Soam, but he ain't. He ain't cool enough

by joeybob380501 May 14, 2017

SOAM

Son of a MILF

Jim: Dude James is a fukin SOAM.
John: Yes! He fucking is.

by the_last_sperm May 24, 2017

soam

an indie-preaching, leg warmer wearing, giant glasses faced Belmont tart who likes Ninja Turtle green with everything, and also will wear anything on top of anything, on top of anything, so long as it is knit. See Rachel the Girl.

Dude, Boss Ham, that Mana soam puked and this cat ate it.

by Ivy March 28, 2005

Soamie

A girl that goes around choking people and has man hands. She can be emotional at times and has a soft side. Very loud and asks the weirdest questions to random people. Very crazy and can be ghetto at times.

Shes such a soamie !

by NoneOfYourFuckinBusiness May 17, 2011

Soamp

A species of mud, that acts like quick sand and it is found in Iceland and many deserts. It can range from 93-107 degrees F.

"Mom help I'm in the soamp" shouted the little boy."Too bad you were a bad son to me."

by octopusman413 August 5, 2009