SOAM

Son of a MILF

Jim: Dude James is a fukin SOAM.
John: Yes! He fucking is.

by the_last_sperm May 24, 2017

Soam

Another word for spam.

Jessica: HF5Y'g';df'gfhgfg

Jessica2: No soaming!

by liquid water February 01, 2018

soam

"soam" is the misspelled word for "spam". It also has participles: swim -> soam -> swun

Don't soam! It's illegal

by Soammer April 25, 2021

soam

An amazing friend who will do anything for you. All the girls like him because he is a sexy beast who cannot be taken down. He has muscles bigger than hulk, an IQ of 389.48, calves bigger than Einstein's brain, and can sweet talk anyone. He is the ideal male body

Yo, Joseph trying to act like a Soam, but he ain't. He ain't cool enough

by joeybob380501 May 14, 2017

soam

an indie-preaching, leg warmer wearing, giant glasses faced Belmont tart who likes Ninja Turtle green with everything, and also will wear anything on top of anything, on top of anything, so long as it is knit. See Rachel the Girl.

Dude, Boss Ham, that Mana soam puked and this cat ate it.

by Ivy March 28, 2005

Soame

A man how specialises in butt hair trimming and cock licking.

trehare shley soame

by C.S.S.S.S.s.s.s.s June 16, 2012

soames mctear

he is a little nonononnoon

soames mctear is good

by ilovemonkeysameanobama September 22, 2022