Snurtle

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

by Super Shredder February 12, 2022

Snurtle

A cross between a turtle and a snail, typically referring to someone who is slow.

That girl is such a snurtle!

by Löf Creator August 09, 2020

Snurtle

A ancient cousin of the Turtle. The most common breed has a purple shell and blue skin. Recently become a fad on the online game, Roblox

I saw a Snurtle in the street today.

by SynthX08 January 20, 2009

snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

by Gregles August 05, 2007

snurtle

an uncircumcized penis

eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!

by till June 05, 2003

snurtle

to rummage through somebody else's stuff

i just saw you snurtle. stop snurtling in my underpants draw

by Ankleboots August 31, 2006

snurtle

a combination of a turtle and a snake. You can find them mostly in a pond when youre on a second date with a a very special girl.

Wow that was a huge snurtle!
Im peeling like a snurtle!
What the heck is that thing swimming over there? i think its a combination of snake and a turtle...a snurtle!!
i love snurtles.

by Dakota MCdonald June 09, 2010