Snurt

Swallow with a negative connotation. It's something you have to swallow but you would rather not to.

- Snurt a shot of gin right now.
- No, I don't want to.

by Gin_Gal January 25, 2021

snurt

When the snurgle arises from it's slumber it can be named the "Snurt Snurgle". As it is in it's most 'alurt' state of mind and body.

Beware the Snurgle is especially Snurt today.

by hozzy January 10, 2009

Snurt

The hard parts of leftover condiments; ie: the crusty part of a ketchup bottle is a ketchup snurt.

Gross! Who left a snurt on the mustard bottle?!

by KearaShar July 11, 2022

Snurt

The technical term for the painful, screeching noise only made by a small variety of woodwind instruments such as the Squidward Tube and the Jazzophone

Guy 1- Christ, this band is awful!
Guy 2- Yeah, the Jazzophonist can't even get a note out without snurting!

by Picasso Is Here July 13, 2017

Snurt

He is not good at driving

Snurt is not cooking

by GoldenGoofy December 8, 2023

ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

snortin the sofa

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010