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Snow Widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers, who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm homes drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL DAY. Time to drink wine and use the term snow widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"
by Jbjcarol June 2, 2018
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Wives of men who plow and leave for 12-36 hours at a time
The forecast calls for 6-12”; looks like I’ll be a snow widow this Christmas.
by Mamanunulover December 25, 2017
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Snow Ball thrown threw the window

A threesome sexual act which requires two males and a female. It is when a man has oral sex with another man, stores the semen in his mouth, then deposits it into the girl's snatch.

With that being said in can be done with any number of people, male or female and even two people... boy and girl. That would require a tricky exchange of cum though from one person's mouth to another.
I heard becky had a " Snow Ball thrown threw the window ". Omg who throw it!? John made it but Adam threw it!" Omg so gross.
by goodmanbaddecision December 28, 2011
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Snowidow

As soon as the snow starts to fall all the men go skiing. We know we have wifes and we will see them again late spring.
Q:Oh Katherine I heard you are a Snowidow
A:Wuzzam until all the snow is gone
by Robert Funk February 1, 2008
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