Snow Pussy

When a girl's pubic hair gets sweaty and freezes while she is skiing/snowboarding. Best served with a side of chocolate fondue.

Jamal: Man, that girl is hot.
Rashaad: Bet she's got a serious case of snow pussy though, it's fucking cold out here.
Jamal: I better get the chocolate fondue.

by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins January 11, 2009

snow pussy

A person afraid to participate in outdoor activities due to cold weather or snow.

Mike had his snow pussy on and decided to stay home, rather than going winter camping with his buddies.

by dboarder January 10, 2009

Snow Pussy

An individual that sits inside an excavator because he can't be a man and use a shovel while he secretly cries into his terrible towel when it snows or his steelers win as the cowboys lose!

Mike is such a snow pussy he would rather let the snow melt than clear his driveway and sidewalk as he watches his Steelers.

by Distribution of beer February 8, 2018

pussy snow

LAM ASS SNOW that everybody bitchs about being to hard to get to work in or to hard to shovel, any thing less then 12 inches

Damn coworkers said the would be late to work because it snowed, " that's Pussy Snow, Man UP bitches"

by autoparts August 30, 2016

pussy snow

what a mother calls her son when he doesn’t get up at the right time

mother ‘you where meant to get up at 9’ son ‘well i got up at 3’ mum ‘pussy snow’

by luis1969 January 9, 2021

Snowbussy

As seen in the child's game, "Fortnite" is a snow-covered hole in the shape of a female's vaginal region.

WARNING! YOU CANNOT JUMP INTO IT!

Friend: Hey friend2, hide in the snowbussy!
Friend2: I'm trying but I cant! It won't let me jump into it!

by gacts February 2, 2022

snowpuss

When a lady, typically drunk, pisses several times during an evening out and dabs her pussy to wipe the piss off it or when she wipes her ass. Sometimes in their drunken haze they dab too quickly and leave remnants of toilet paper in their ass crack or pussy. Those white remnants look like snowflakes

Dove into Sally’s puss face first when we got back to my place, should have worn a toque, bitch had a heavy snowpuss.

by NSAssman November 10, 2018