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snot knocker 

A child, more specifically a child with a cold/runny nose.
I think I caught a cold from that little snot knocker.
snot knocker by Scrotie_McBoogerballs September 28, 2011

Snot knocker 

Pussy water

knicker snot

pretty much, when you have discharge on your pants.
Person A: One of my work colleagues came into the office this morning and shortly after arriving complained they'd just found knicker snot on their trousers. I don't want to appear stupid or naive, can anyone help me out with what this could be?

Person B: Would you really admit it if it were yours?

snotknockers 

1. Two parties looking to beat each other up, or 'knock the snot out of them', whether it be 2 fighters, 2 sports teams, etc.
2. What a woman has once someone sneezes on her chest.
"The Skins and Eagles are both snotknockers tonight - they just came to crush eachother and see how many players they could take down!"

"Achoooo!" "Damn, did you have to sneeze on my tits?!" "Haha, now they're snotknockers!"
snotknockers by RikkiPG October 2, 2007
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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