Snot Pot 

A girl who may or may not be hot but acts like she is the greatest thing to walk the earth. These girls are found with lips pursed at the bar, their anorexic throats quivering from previously retching in the bar toilet. They have watched too many episodes of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and other stupid shows that make girls think they are all important.

Even if you bed a snot pot the road will be difficult. They GREATLY dislike oral, and anal sex is cause for them to contact the police. Make sure you get them wasted and wait for them to cry unload how they spent a semester of high school in a mental asylum before you slip MacGyver in their backdoor.

The best way to deal with Snot Pots are to attack them with cutting words. This WILL make a scene and chances are you will be kicked out of the bar, but a win is a win. Be warned Snot Pots tend to travel in groups and may also have a Level 4 Troll Gatekeeper guarding them. DO NOT ask the Troll "how much to pass". She WILL sit on you. The Troll is usually double to triple the size of the Snot Pot and is easily agitated. Satiate the troll with drink and cheese appetizers to distract her before attacking the Snot Pot.

"I'm going to ruin that stupid snot pot's night. Hand me that Cran n Vodka, I'm feeling clumsy."

Snot Pot by newcubandespot March 15, 2010

pot snot 

n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.

"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.

"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.

"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.

pot snot by Jace R. April 13, 2007

pot snot 

the sticky resin that occurs within cannabis pipes after usage.

ew, the piece is dripping pot snot on me!

pot snot by mary_jane_coy May 5, 2011

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise 

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.

I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019