snot fairy

N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.

Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.

snot fairy by Grue December 30, 2003

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Snot Fairy

Someone who is in a foul or grumpy mood. Often shown taking out their anger on others.

She's being such a snot fairy, all because she stubbed her toe.

Snot Fairy by boswald xvii January 18, 2019

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snot fairy • life's not fair • Thatsnotfair • Snowfairy • shot fairy • Snow Fairy Shot • snot • snot rocket • snot box • snot nose

life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

life's not fair by XeL March 12, 2007

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That's not fair

A phrase Millennials love to use when they don't get what they want.

Millennial Student: I know this assignment is late, but I still did it.

Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.

Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!

That's not fair by FegelFatso May 15, 2018

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Snowfairy

An often young, effeminate gay male who tends to snort as much coke as he can get his hands on.

John: "Omg did you see that queen Cale? He's doing a line in the bathroom..."

Mike: "Damn... what a snowfairy."

Snowfairy by Swimboi April 4, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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