snot fairy

N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.

Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.

snot fairy by Grue December 30, 2003

Snot Fairy

Someone who is in a foul or grumpy mood. Often shown taking out their anger on others.

She's being such a snot fairy, all because she stubbed her toe.

Snot Fairy by boswald xvii January 18, 2019

life's not fair 

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

life's not fair by XeL March 12, 2007

That's not fair

A phrase Millennials love to use when they don't get what they want.

Millennial Student: I know this assignment is late, but I still did it.

Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.

Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!

That's not fair by FegelFatso May 15, 2018

Snowfairy 

An often young, effeminate gay male who tends to snort as much coke as he can get his hands on.

John: "Omg did you see that queen Cale? He's doing a line in the bathroom..."

Mike: "Damn... what a snowfairy."

Snowfairy by Swimboi April 4, 2011