Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

Snootch Pooch by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

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scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

scootch your pooch by Simoneb July 3, 2007

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Snooch Pooching

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.

"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er

Snooch Pooching by Pwrz December 9, 2013

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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