Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

Snootch Pooch by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

scootch your pooch 

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

scootch your pooch by Simoneb July 3, 2007

Snooch Pooching 

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.

"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er

Snooch Pooching by Pwrz December 9, 2013