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snorg tees 

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
snorg tees by Mickey W. May 21, 2008

Snorg Tees 

T-Shirt company that advertises all over Urban Dictionary, selling oh-so-ironic T-Shirts to kids who want to be counter-culture.

Their ads drive me nuts with their annoying, hipster-looking models.
Oh my god you guyz, Snorg Tees makes a T-Shirt with Boxxy on it. I bet it will still be cool when I grow out of my teenage asshole years.

snorg tees 

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
snorg tees by phubans September 2, 2010

Snorg Tees 

A Georgia-based company that sells shirts specializing in memes. It's also that advertisement you see at the right side of this website which shows hot girls wearing geeky and lame t-shirts. You can tell they're trying to make the jokes on the shirts seem funny and clever, but apparently they're not.
1. Look at this awesome new shirt I bought from Snorg Tees! "I'm an om-nom-nom-ivore"

2. Ohoho I'm sure you are
Snorg Tees by MisterRickster August 18, 2011

snorg tees 

this stupid online tee shit store that decided it wanted to take boring slogans that don't even make sense and put them on girls with boobs you know are totally fake.
who people would be that stupid to buy a shirt from snorg tees
snorg tees by ello kitty 1515 September 11, 2011

snorg tees 

A T-Shirt company that advertises on Urban Dictionary quite often. They use unoriginal jokes, like Jason (the chainsaw killer) looking at a calender that says "Friday the 12th."

Oh, how funny.

Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
snorg tees by plain goldfish January 25, 2011
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