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Snitchville 

Citrus Heights California. Breeding ground for snitchin ass bitches. Include cops that will ignore violent criminals such as murderers and robbers but will swarm like fuckin locus if they even suspect somebody is smoking weed. Full of dumbasses who think they the shit but back out of fights the first chance they get.
Fuck this snitchville ass town
Snitchville by SacTown Sucks March 2, 2009
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Smithville 

You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.
Jack Whattam: "YE HAW ! I just done shot me a turkey, I'm bout to head on over to "Willy's" in me new jacked up truck for some brewski's and darts.

Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"
Smithville by SmithvilleHick69 November 29, 2018

smithville flats 

located 7 miles north of greene ny, is ranked 10th in the nation for the highest weed abundance in the nation. Known as the land of bad asses. known also for its awsome hunting and fishing.
dude smithville flats is were the parties are at!
smithville flats by Jimbo Sam Murphy February 25, 2011

sketchville

its a place where you take questionable girls, also known as "unknowns", or girls you only hangout with at very late times of the night
Me:yo dude, wtf were you thinking, that girl last night was so bad man. Friend: haha whatever its sketchville
sketchville by lakesidee June 6, 2009

Smithville TN 

A small town in central Tennessee which represents the worst of the redneck stereotype, where most of the population uses dip to extremes, plenty of meth charges, high murder rate per capita, and trucks.
"Fuck, you passed through Smithville TN ? Shit man..."
Smithville TN by LiquidMother February 24, 2017

Sketchville, USA 

a location so sketchy it practically earns its name on the map
Friend A: "Where should we park?"
Friend B: "How 'bout over there?" *looks down dark alley*
Friend A: "Where? In Sketchville, USA?! No thanks."

sketchville

when you're in a place where there are a lot of sketchy (weird and creepy) people
umm... this place is sketchville, lets get out of here!
sketchville by Ceddy March 6, 2008