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stealthygeek 

An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.
What's wrong with that stealthygeek dude?

Why is that

SKEALTHY 

SKEALTHY comes from the word, "skinny" and "healthy" put together to mean a person, such as a model or actress, who is "skinny", but who is also healthy.

Antonym: This means that in NO-way is the person anorexic, bulimic, or faces any other eating disorder. Or unhealthy behavior that affects one's weight and or health.
Heroin-Chic is no longer in Vogue. It's all about the SKEALTHY models now. Nobody wants to see an unhealthy girl, designers and the population at large are still obsessed with thinness, but it has to be skinny/healthy or SKEALTHY. See Model Skinny
SKEALTHY by Sarah DeAnna May 23, 2010

stealthy time 

When someone says "soon", "5 minutes", "heading there", but then is ready hours or days later.
Steve said he'd be here soon, but its been 2 hours and he's not here yet. Dude must be on stealthy time.
stealthy time by draino77 November 7, 2022

Stealthy 

to be sneaky and quiet.

synonyms include: wily, cat-like.
Lauren: let's put some grass in Kelly's hair!!!

Aimee: Okay, but we have to be stealthy.
(they sneak up quietly behind Kelly and put grass in her hair)

Kelly: why is there grass in my hair?!! Ohhhhh...... you two are very stealthy.
Stealthy by Maudington July 7, 2009

Stealthysheep1 

Is a very awesome guy, and the best discord user to exist - he is also an epic boyfriend who is very swaggy and I am very lucky! He is very cute and nice and he gets all the hoes. Many people wish they could be Stealthysheep1 because he is so awesome but none have achieved his level of swag. He is very trust worthy and just the bestest, kindest, amazingest guy ever, and I’m very lucky to know him!
Person 1: “hey, I met Stealthysheep1 on discord, your right, he is awesome!”

Person 2 (me): “your right, in fact he’s my bf”

Person 1: damn your so lucky!!! I wish I was dating Stealthy :/
Stealthysheep1 by I... hello May 30, 2021

Stealthy Nipple-Ninja 

When you're about to cum, twist the girl's nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you're blowing inside her
The day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my asshole boss gets back from Sweden; therefore, I pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. That'll learn em'