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stealthygeek 

An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.
What's wrong with that stealthygeek dude?

Why is that
stealthygeek by Patrick S Tomlinson January 16, 2020

SKEALTHY 

SKEALTHY comes from the word, "skinny" and "healthy" put together to mean a person, such as a model or actress, who is "skinny", but who is also healthy.

Antonym: This means that in NO-way is the person anorexic, bulimic, or faces any other eating disorder. Or unhealthy behavior that affects one's weight and or health.
Heroin-Chic is no longer in Vogue. It's all about the SKEALTHY models now. Nobody wants to see an unhealthy girl, designers and the population at large are still obsessed with thinness, but it has to be skinny/healthy or SKEALTHY. See Model Skinny
SKEALTHY by Sarah DeAnna May 23, 2010

stealthy time 

When someone says "soon", "5 minutes", "heading there", but then is ready hours or days later.
Steve said he'd be here soon, but its been 2 hours and he's not here yet. Dude must be on stealthy time.
stealthy time by draino77 November 7, 2022

Stealthy 

to be sneaky and quiet.

synonyms include: wily, cat-like.
Lauren: let's put some grass in Kelly's hair!!!

Aimee: Okay, but we have to be stealthy.
(they sneak up quietly behind Kelly and put grass in her hair)

Kelly: why is there grass in my hair?!! Ohhhhh...... you two are very stealthy.
Stealthy by Maudington July 7, 2009

Stealthysheep1 

Is a very awesome guy, and the best discord user to exist - he is also an epic boyfriend who is very swaggy and I am very lucky! He is very cute and nice and he gets all the hoes. Many people wish they could be Stealthysheep1 because he is so awesome but none have achieved his level of swag. He is very trust worthy and just the bestest, kindest, amazingest guy ever, and I’m very lucky to know him!
Person 1: “hey, I met Stealthysheep1 on discord, your right, he is awesome!”

Person 2 (me): “your right, in fact he’s my bf”

Person 1: damn your so lucky!!! I wish I was dating Stealthy :/
Stealthysheep1 by I... hello May 30, 2021

Stealthy Nipple-Ninja 

When you're about to cum, twist the girl's nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you're blowing inside her
The day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my asshole boss gets back from Sweden; therefore, I pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. That'll learn em'
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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