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sneaky river snail

When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.
Mother fucking sneaky river snail.

I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.
by That guy fd April 4, 2017
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Sneaky Snail

During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.
When in doubt Ted I'm telling always use the 'Sneaky Snail' he is your friend and companion.
by DayDay4u October 21, 2025
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