sneaky be's wits 

Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.

Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?

sneaky be's wits by fatbox November 28, 2005

Sneaky Seminole 

A Sneaky Indian except for the fact that the Sneaky Indian giver must paint their entire body (including penis and scrotum) half Garnet and half gold. The giver must also be holding a spear and sing battle cries throughout intercourse.

Wright Sneaky Seminole'd his hoe last night because Wright is a pimp.

Sneaky Seminole by Mark_Sanchez February 24, 2014

sneaky snorkel 

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Sneaky Spoon 

When you are laying down on your side and someone sneaks up on you for a spoon thus initiating the sneaky spoon.

Usually the sneaker will be the big spoon but not always. Depending on your sneaky skill level, you may be able to pull off a little spoon - sneaky spoon.

It is common courtesy to whisper the term "sneaky spoon" into the person's ear once in position.

"Oh they're laying down...time for a sneaky spoon..."

Sneaky Spoon by Nasharan164 July 11, 2017

Sneaky Strudel 

An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.

My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.

Sneaky Strudel by foybat November 2, 2010

sneaky sue 

The codename given to an unattractive girl who will show up to parties after all the alcohol has been consumed and proceed to try to hook up with the guys who would never give her the time of day otherwise. In a drunken state these girls will not appear to be ugly, therefore earning them the title sneaky sue

pete:man, lawrence was hammered last night.
me: dude did you see that fat chick he was making out with last night?
pete: yeah man she was definitely a sneaky sue.
me:damn he always gets sue'd.

sneaky sue by pdaddy8338 October 11, 2007

Sneaky Sailboat 

A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.

Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.

Sneaky Sailboat by captainjackoff October 16, 2011