snatch scratch 

the act of scratching the snatch

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred

snatch scratch by The_Rabid_Platypus February 2, 2008

Snatch Scratch

How a human female alleviates the feeling brought on by a sudden itch in her pubic area.

Sally didn't want to do it in public, but the itch in her pubic area was so intense that she had no option but to resort to a sneaky snatch scratch.

Snatch Scratch by Mikeyv123 January 26, 2026

snatch n' scratch 

a famous dodgeball team, that won the waldron championship. they where the best dodgeball team to ever rule the world!

"dude have you heard of the dodgeball team snatch n' scratch."

"dude shit yeah they rule!"

snatch n' scratch by rivercooter April 7, 2010

Chicken-Scratch/Blow in Snatch 

A finishing move during oral sex, preferably a 69'er, which requires the male to excessively scratch the clitoris of the female, until the surface is rather shiny and painful to touch. The scratching should be performed in 10 second intervals at 300SPM, followed by recovery touches to see if pain is evident in the female; the touch should last 1/2 a second max.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.

Sandra: Ohh yeah
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!

Chicken-Scratch/Blow in Snatch by Smoigen June 15, 2011

snatch scratcher 

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

snatch scratcher by aikybrky September 15, 2009

Snatchscratch 

A drunken Minnesotan or Winsconsinian version of Sasquatch. Not to be confused with a girl scratching herself. But it could work that way too depending on the situation.

DRUNK 1: HOLY SHIT! I SEEN SNATCHSCRATCH!
DRUNK 2: Shut the hell up and gimme a beer.

Snatchscratch by ineedastupidname July 14, 2006

bo-scatch 

bo-scatch, or as in its full term, bovine scatulation, means bullshit.

Ray:'jean, put the gravy in the bin'
Jean:' shut up Ray, you chat bo-scatch'

bo-scatch by alex-girl January 4, 2009