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Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.
Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.
by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009
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Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.
"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE
by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012
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