isavelives's definitions

snard

Last piece of anything purchased in quantity. That scrappy piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken left in the bottom of the bucket, 3 days later, and while it has not gone bad, nobody wants to eat it.

Yes, I checked the fridge for leftovers, but all that's left is snard.

by isavelives January 17, 2010

chobblehock

Conspicuous voracious rapid voluminous mastication of anything normally consumed at a reasonable or gracious pace, inviting the warning "keep hands and feet away"!

Marvin chobblehocked his entire lunch in under a minute. Sally chobblehocked that entire platter of pancakes in just 7 bites, without a fork or syrup. I just watched Maria chobblehock a whole cake by herself!

by isavelives January 17, 2010