Snake's ass 

An ass so fucking huge that it claps like a whale hitting the water, alerting all the guards in the vicinity of your presence

"Have you motherfuckers seen Johnny? He's got Snake's ass."

Snake's ass by NOT FATASS March 7, 2019

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut 

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

there’s a snake in my ass 

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

there’s a snake in my ass by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021