Smurf nuts

When you sit to snap one off and the blue water in the portolet splashes up and colors your sack blue

Dan was taking a shit , and the impact below sent a cold spash of blue water onto his sack, turning his balls blue like Smurf nuts

by metalmaster100 March 30, 2017

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 09, 2003

A smurf nut party is when several midgets have sex with one normal sized person

Yooooo I hosted a smurf nut party and I think the lil dude got me pregnant

by _NotRacistAtAll_ January 02, 2017