Smurf day 

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.

Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.

Smurf day by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024

National Smurf Day

January 2, is national smurf day

Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm

“LETS GET EACHOTHER BLUE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ON NATIONAL SMURF DAY ”- lovely quote by Mia

National Smurf Day by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 6, 2022

surf and turf day 

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

surf and turf day by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022