ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 7, 2015

Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

Smudge-face

Someone who looks like they have make-up on that they haven't taken off in years!!!

Girl1: She has such a Smudge-face!
Girl2: Yeah, I just want to give her a good scrub!!!

by Papertowwelll! May 27, 2010

smudge cunt

When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina

After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown

by Spennyboo April 13, 2009

smudge magnet

(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.

"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 30, 2010

Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".

What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.

by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009