Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 13, 2009

cock smudge

1. A smudge of the cock.
2. Smudged Semen.
3. Any substances from the cock being smudged.
4.Smudged chicken dookie.

hilarie, semen-smear, chicken-dropplings.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 22, 2003

Southpaw Smudge

when a person dose a 420 to something, and then puts a random fagot on it. then, while straightening it,
performs defenestration on it.

you really southpaw smudged that bully.

by erdfghjmk,kmnbgfvdrghnjgfrgh February 13, 2017

fudge smudge

the little browish tint on the tip of your dick after ass bangin your girlfriend/boyfriend

Man when I turned on the lite after ass bangin Karen last nite I had a massive fudge smudge!!!

by vinny125125 January 19, 2011

Smudging Gooch

The act of wiping the chode hairs free of sweat from a hard night of anal sex.

Man last night Alex was smudging gooch with his tounge, i later foung out he had herpes.

by 69dude69 September 29, 2007

smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...

I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!

by smudge the prairie dog September 17, 2009

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron

Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

by Millettr January 12, 2006