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smoking balls 

An adjective meaning something is seriously awesome with conotations of originality
Cockboy: Did you see Earl's new diamond studded cape with matching hat?

Din Viesel: Hell yeah, that dude is smokin' balls!

-or-

Twinkman: Your new whip is smoking balls!

smoking balls by Extra Sauce February 26, 2009
Words you can keep

Smoking Balls 

A phrase used to describe when a person doesn't know what the hell they're talking about but they keep talking. Also applicable when a person messes up their speech factually or grammatically.
Guy 1: "Hey, I think that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a really good anime"
Guy 2: "Quit Smoking Balls, Gavin"

Smoking Balls 

Stealing a girl from a group of guys or from her boyfriend.
"Dang man, your game is so tight. You were smoking balls tonight."
Smoking Balls by OsirisPUA January 18, 2010

Smoking Balls 

Jimmy flipped three thousand times in one jump, he was really smoking balls.
Smoking Balls by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

This guy is smoking balls tonight 

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

You are smoking balls 

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying
1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"
You are smoking balls by Craig Lewis November 30, 2004

smoking cheese balls 

"smoking cheese balls" is a term used when an individual is smoking or sniffing cheese balls or cheese balls powder
"Holy shit these cheese balls are fuckin lit'"
"IMMMMMM FUCKING HIGGGHH ON CHEESE BALLS"
Yo man im smoking cheese balls, you want a try?"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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