Smokin' Dick

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

by Sweet&No February 2, 2009

Smokin' Dick

- When someone is tripping hard asf.

" Yo, Bobby & them just cussed at his mom..."

" YO THAT NIGGA MUST BE SMOKIN' DICK"

by UglehNikkTaiBow January 26, 2017

smokin dick

1. Someone who is trippin balls, stupid as fuck, out of their mind.

2. Smoking a blunt/backwood so big it looks like a penis, i.e smokin dick.

1. Mike: Yo did you hear that Shawn just sold his grandma's jesus piece?
Tyler: That nigga must be smokin dick!

2. Trent: Damn, that backwood is fat as shit!
Langston: Yea nigga I'm smokin dick

by TheMetaphorer March 13, 2018

Smokin' dick

The act of sucking someones penis.

Billy: Man your mom sure loves smokin' dick

John: SHUT UP MAN

by Jiren710 August 3, 2021