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Smoke Hole 

A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.
I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.

That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.
Smoke Hole by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

smoke hole 

The area near a building where smokers tend to congregate. Often the destination of a smoke break.
There were five old women puffing away in the smoke hole when I walked outside.
smoke hole by madSimon June 27, 2006

Smokeholery 

The act of blowing smoke up a person/organisation's arse.
That wine-chugging blowhard Sam Allardyce was on the telly last night - nothing but Premier League smokeholery all night!
Smokeholery by Bob_Carrolgees December 23, 2018

Smoke Em Out of the Holes

When role playing as George and Laura Bush
"My wife and I played a mean game of "Smoke Em Out of the Holes last night", I think we broke a lamp."

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026