A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.
"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.