Smiths Falls

Smith's Falls is a town located an hour from down town Ottawa.

Smiths falls is a town full of thieves, liars and dishonest fucktards. This town is full of junkies ,scumbags and degenerative punks. There is over 100 people from this town on the dirty. They all fuxk each other and the amount of under age kids that have kids with men in their 20s is overwhelming. It's truly stroller city everyone torys to go to carleton place , perth , brockville , ect but they all end up back in SF.

The town is crawling with DRDs, Drugs and Drama. I would never and have ever lived here. I cant imagine having to stop to that level this town is full of addicts abusive men and women dead beat parents and toxic humans.

Smiths Falls by Fackthaworld May 3, 2021

Smiths Falls

A beautiful town on the banks of the Rideau Canal, a designated Unesco World Heritage site. Situated halfway between Kingston and Ottawa, it is a beautiful place to stop and visit on your way through. Gorgeous parkland and many activities to occupy your time, including Movies Under the Stars, Music, Museums, Festivals and great people! The Youth of Smiths Falls are always there to help out in the community. Many activities for families and children. Smiths Falls has a splashpad and is an active health conscious community. The business owners are so friendly and welcoming. Great places to satisfy your appetite. Not only is the town getting better everyday, the people are too! Who would want to live anywhere else!

Have you ever visited Smiths Falls?

Visit? Why I live there and love it!

Smiths Falls by tracey72 July 30, 2012

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Smithfalls

A dirt town 40 approx. minutes from Ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every shit-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough shit. The I.Q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.

john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.

mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.

Smithfalls by jimbo123232323 March 20, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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