Smiths Falls 

Smith's Falls is a town located an hour from down town Ottawa.

Smiths falls is a town full of thieves, liars and dishonest fucktards. This town is full of junkies ,scumbags and degenerative punks. There is over 100 people from this town on the dirty. They all fuxk each other and the amount of under age kids that have kids with men in their 20s is overwhelming. It's truly stroller city everyone torys to go to carleton place , perth , brockville , ect but they all end up back in SF.

The town is crawling with DRDs, Drugs and Drama. I would never and have ever lived here. I cant imagine having to stop to that level this town is full of addicts abusive men and women dead beat parents and toxic humans.

Smiths Falls by Fackthaworld May 3, 2021

Smiths Falls 

A beautiful town on the banks of the Rideau Canal, a designated Unesco World Heritage site. Situated halfway between Kingston and Ottawa, it is a beautiful place to stop and visit on your way through. Gorgeous parkland and many activities to occupy your time, including Movies Under the Stars, Music, Museums, Festivals and great people! The Youth of Smiths Falls are always there to help out in the community. Many activities for families and children. Smiths Falls has a splashpad and is an active health conscious community. The business owners are so friendly and welcoming. Great places to satisfy your appetite. Not only is the town getting better everyday, the people are too! Who would want to live anywhere else!

Have you ever visited Smiths Falls?

Visit? Why I live there and love it!

Smiths Falls by tracey72 July 30, 2012

Smithfalls 

A dirt town 40 approx. minutes from Ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every shit-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough shit. The I.Q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.

john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.

mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.

Smithfalls by jimbo123232323 March 20, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022