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To be constantly engaged in the act of cat hoovering.
Also the standard EU maximum weight guideline for lifts.
This short article from a Reading (UK) newspaper decribes such an event

'Ed was soon arrested when the police were informed by a neighbour of strange sounds described to be "Identical to the time her uncle hoovered up the cat" the lady ate a peanut then digressed "Aye, i knew that sound straight away.....cats being vacuumed has a distinct tone to it"

Questions were asked as to how he sourced a constant supply of cats, the local police seargent suggested "he might have been giving birth to them every morning after drinking the off milk found in the fridge" traces of mohair were found in the suspects rear.

Later that evening Smewing was said to have actually made the Cheshire cat extinct after causing a lift to collapse on his way to the police station, crushing it beyond recognition.'
Smewing by reginauld hooterschmee January 24, 2007
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biscuit sewing kit 

A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.
"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."

venom spewing cunt

a crazy good solo industrial/electronica project from palm harbor, florida. does remixes of other industrial bands and video game covers.
venom spewing cunt @ myspace.com/venomspewingcunt
A term mainly used by Aussies, meaning being extremely upset or bothered about something.
Person 1: You'll never guess what fuckin' happened, mate.
Person 2: Scarn on??
Person 1: Ange dumped me, that's what.
Person 2: Awhhh. Spewing.

Stewing Rhubarb 

Smoking dope; comes from the similar smell of boiling rhubarb
John was having a bad day and decided when he got home he was going to be stewing rhubarb.
Stewing Rhubarb by ALD1 April 29, 2008
Upset in a rather extreme manner.
I was Spewing about waking up with a bleeding ass.
spewing by Milesy May 15, 2004
yoo I'm going to start slewing Babatunde
slewing by yinka olatunjiii June 12, 2020
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