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The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

smegster 

Oh smegster lay me
smegster by smegster November 8, 2003

smegster 

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!
smegster by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

sketchster 

A sketchy person with questionable characteristics and intentions. Will often use drugs or alcohol as a form of payment.
"Hey Heather, this sketchster wants to pay me with booze for my college textbook."
sketchster by ebpowpow January 15, 2014

smeesters 

Big man smeesters is the best driving instructer in the whole world (astroworld)!!! He is a big man
Gril: OMG ITS SMEESTERS!!

other gril: OMG NO HES MINE JESSICA
smeesters by solsos November 26, 2021
1. Adjective

A smether person is a word for a stupid human or and idiot

Combination of the words smart and clever because in this case two positives make a negative
Shae- that korey kid is is pretty stupid
Josh- yeah he's a smether cookie
Smether by justkeep_swimming June 1, 2016