Smergan

A term used by Richard Blake (wannabe landscaper and language detective) for unwanted waste.

Clear this smergan

by Panjarwoooooooood June 17, 2018

Smeggan

The fine particles of shit that come out of your ass when you fart.

All I can taste is your smeggans

by Willie Shit Face😆 June 30, 2019

smeggang

An Australian gang filled with a bunch of niggas who do some cheesy gang shit.

Oi nigga wanna go clubbing with smeggang it's gonna be mad.

by SmegGang June 6, 2019

smegan

An unnatural, inorganic two-person group that acts as one. A smegan couple also spends an inordinate amount of time together. While not healthy for either component of the formerly two person group, Smegan means very well and is not toxic to surrounding members of the community.

Q: Who's all going to dinner?
A: Just Smegan and Alex.

by sghaterz September 12, 2011

Smorgans

The act of inserting marshmellows into the anus, placing your anus 2 inches above an open flame. After marshmellows have thoroughly melted remove anus and bend over allowing the marshmellow ooze to drip into your inner organs therefore reaching Nirvana.

"Dude Im still shitting marshmellows"
"First time making smorgans huh?"
"Yeah man, I never knew life could be so good."

by Chris Allport January 27, 2007

Smegan

A vegan that eats meat feast pizza

Tomasz is such a filthy smegan scum bag think of those poor farmyard bois

by Smeganlord December 5, 2017

smorgan

Noun. A creature of beauty and wit, often found hibernating in cubicles. Thrives in an environment of CRT radiation.

In cubicle farms, smorgans are often found occupying desks.

by Ingenius Pseudonym January 25, 2005