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Sergeant Hartman
The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011
serve the servants
1) serve the servants : is a song by the great Grunge (Punk) group Nirvana, written by one of the greatest artists (composer - songwriter - guitarist - singer) , thinker and intellectual who ever lived, Kurt Cobain
=> the servants in the song might refer to the media, his divoced parents, his girlfriend (wife), producers & labels, might be even fans & fame but more likely refer to the SOCIETY which is the combination of all those things gathered...
2) serve the servants : (in general) a way of saying "just give 'em what they want and then..." or also "just play their game 'till..." but with putting oneself in a superieur position of the wiser and the better as "a master that must be servant" or just simply being responsible, modest and wise.
=> the servants in the song might refer to the media, his divoced parents, his girlfriend (wife), producers & labels, might be even fans & fame but more likely refer to the SOCIETY which is the combination of all those things gathered...
2) serve the servants : (in general) a way of saying "just give 'em what they want and then..." or also "just play their game 'till..." but with putting oneself in a superieur position of the wiser and the better as "a master that must be servant" or just simply being responsible, modest and wise.
1)
- Yes i heard early this morning, so...what's the next thing to do ?
- Like any responsible accountant would do, i must serve the servants
2)
- !!! With all due respect sir, the manifestations is spreading all over the town and the media is eating our faces off !!! what must i tell them ?
- Just serve the servants but be careful, don't say anything stupid 'till we think about a solution
3)
- Ohhh crap !!! man what do we do now ?
- Just serve the servants, keep 'em busy and don't look at me (we need time) 'till i pick up my phone
4)
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold
If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot
Serve the servants - Oh no
- Yes i heard early this morning, so...what's the next thing to do ?
- Like any responsible accountant would do, i must serve the servants
2)
- !!! With all due respect sir, the manifestations is spreading all over the town and the media is eating our faces off !!! what must i tell them ?
- Just serve the servants but be careful, don't say anything stupid 'till we think about a solution
3)
- Ohhh crap !!! man what do we do now ?
- Just serve the servants, keep 'em busy and don't look at me (we need time) 'till i pick up my phone
4)
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold
If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot
Serve the servants - Oh no
serve the servants by Sharker-than-you June 2, 2011
Sergeant Johnson
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
Sergeant Johnson by e4c5 September 18, 2011
Sergen
Sergen is a wonderful and great person. He is very funny and there for you when you need him. He’s such a good guy and he has a big heart. He’s a really nice friend and he can be cute. You won’t find a better friend than him.
Sergen by girlwithabigheart November 15, 2017
sergal
In short, a vaguely mammalian biped with a twelve-toothed, wedge-shaped snout, seemingly all skin, knees, neck, and fluff, often with a nervous, superstitious, or easygoing nature.
In full, sergals are an invented alien species with characteristics similar to those of a variety of other animals (and some vehicles). They have a particularly recognizable, long, flat-topped, pointy snout, vaguely similar to a cheese wedge or an anvil, and distinctly non-humanoid legs. They are part of a spiritual-fantasy universe called Vilous, which despite being in an ongoing/draft state has gained notable traction among the furry fandom. They were originally conceived by Mick39 (formerly known as Trancy Mick).
Sergals have a long and storied history dating back to the mid-late 2000s, where they had a reputation for being violent, bloodthirsty sociopaths. 4chan being the hive of scoundrels it is perpetuated and amplified this reputation and it persists even today, despite the source material upon which that reputation is based being retconned years ago.
In full, sergals are an invented alien species with characteristics similar to those of a variety of other animals (and some vehicles). They have a particularly recognizable, long, flat-topped, pointy snout, vaguely similar to a cheese wedge or an anvil, and distinctly non-humanoid legs. They are part of a spiritual-fantasy universe called Vilous, which despite being in an ongoing/draft state has gained notable traction among the furry fandom. They were originally conceived by Mick39 (formerly known as Trancy Mick).
Sergals have a long and storied history dating back to the mid-late 2000s, where they had a reputation for being violent, bloodthirsty sociopaths. 4chan being the hive of scoundrels it is perpetuated and amplified this reputation and it persists even today, despite the source material upon which that reputation is based being retconned years ago.
sernandoe
"Hey guys, Sernandoe just got GTA VI six years ear--"
"Jimmy, I told you before, and I told you again, stop going to scam sites"
"Jimmy, I told you before, and I told you again, stop going to scam sites"
sernandoe by This is a username. November 1, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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