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Smell O'Gram 

Abducting your baby sister's beloved cat and while detaining it against its will, place it close to you anus and tear the biggest, sloppiest, most unapologetic fart you can muster. Then take the humiliated feline to your unsuspecting sisters room, where you release her now traumatized, rancid, furry friend back into the room closing the door behind you. Upon hearing an exclamation of disgust, kick open the door and declare "Smell O'Gram!!!"
My brother gave me such a nasty "Smell O'Gram" that i threw up all over the cat.

smellogram 

when you can tell what a person ate by how their flatulence smells, they have sent you a smellogram.
He sent me a smellogram that he had beans for lunch - I think they were prepared with onions and garlic
smellogram by rustyacline May 13, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026