small business owner 

A not well-endowed gentleman.

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.

small business owner by d'rof71 March 4, 2008

Small Business Owner 

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

Small Business Owner by Cassidy. August 4, 2016