The scrawling, sloppystyle in which a drunk person writes, which is in no way legible the next day. However, it may be a direct translation of how the drunk person was actually speaking.
We had a pretty brilliant idea at the bar last night, but I wrote it down in slursive at 1am and I can't read it today. It appears to say "fouwiinog tat hogaurl."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.