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Slurp slurps

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Donald got punched in his slurp slurps bc he loves six rings Jordans
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Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000 

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.
male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

slurp slurp bitch 

when that bitch just keeps downing all that tea that you keep spilling bc you are gossip spreading whore :) FOR REAL

(yall were thinking that dirty business *shakes head* get your mind out of the gutter! )
yes SLURP SLURP BITCH SLURP THAT TEAAAAA UPPPPP

triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000 

when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

slurp slurpy boom boom

The act of licking someone of the same sex`s hand and while they`re confused, punching them in the face twice.
Brianna slurp slurpy boom boomed her mom and didnt even get grounded.
slurp slurpy boom boom by Shok September 9, 2012

double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang 

The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind

slurp slurp 

A noise used when someone is bum-licking someone.
Person 1: I love you Mr. Stewart!
Person 2: *slurp slurp*
Person 1: Shut up!
slurp slurp by slurrrrp October 10, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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