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Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000 

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.
male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

slurp slurp bitch 

when that bitch just keeps downing all that tea that you keep spilling bc you are gossip spreading whore :) FOR REAL

(yall were thinking that dirty business *shakes head* get your mind out of the gutter! )
yes SLURP SLURP BITCH SLURP THAT TEAAAAA UPPPPP

triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000 

when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

slurp slurpy boom boom

The act of licking someone of the same sex`s hand and while they`re confused, punching them in the face twice.
Brianna slurp slurpy boom boomed her mom and didnt even get grounded.
slurp slurpy boom boom by Shok September 9, 2012

double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang 

The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind

slurp slurp 

A noise used when someone is bum-licking someone.
Person 1: I love you Mr. Stewart!
Person 2: *slurp slurp*
Person 1: Shut up!
slurp slurp by slurrrrp October 10, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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